Bored?

found it here, found it amusing

"Dear reader,
Firstly, thank you for even bothering to visit my blog this part of cyber space. I trust you find nothing of interest to you here.

I am sure that 99.9% of you are already too bored to tears to bother a comment. (But of course you are curious enough to read this page, after which, you’ll definitely switch off half-way through, I guarantee)

To the 0.1% of my readers who by some great cosmic cataclysmic event happen to share the same keen interest in the areas that excite us both and who cannot find within themselves to resist initiating a conversation by way of leaving some heartfelt thoughtful comments, thank you for succumbing to your inner demons...."